Topic Proposal #3

I am going to do a modern version of a modest proposal however my topic is going to be about the problem of money in education. We are trying to make so many cuts in schools that it majorly effecting teachers and students as well.

My proposal is that we fire ALL teachers and therefore we can save and use all that money that we would otherwise use to pay them. Instead of having teachers in every class there will be a robot that acts as the teacher. This robot will be programmed with all of the information and curriculum needed for that class. So we would be assured that all of our students will be taught what they need to know in every single class. We could save money on having to print up the curriculum and also save time by having to teach all of the teachers the curriculum. All of the money saved on paying the teachers can be used to help improve our education system.

2 Texts

First Text: Don't Stop Believing by Journey

Just a small town girl
Living in a lonely world
She took the midnight train going anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train going anywhere

A singer in a smoky room
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on

{Refrain}
Strangers, waiting, up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night
Streetlight people, living just to find emotion
Hiding somewhere in the night

Working hard to get my fill
Everybody wants a thrill
Paying anything to roll the dice
Just one more time
Some will win, some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

{Refrain}

Don't stop believing
Hold on to that feeling
Streetlight people

Text 2: Joke from Dane Cook in Vicious Circle

It was peace. Peace is when you would shake the hands of the people around you. And you knew peace was coming because the priest would say it five times rapid fire. He'd go, "My peace I leave, my peace I give to you. While we ate Reese's Pieces with the Lord. And I have a piece of lint in my peaceful eye!"